then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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