I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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