Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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