My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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