Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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