It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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