i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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