It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I have tasted many bathrooms
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