i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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