East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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