No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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