im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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