I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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