Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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