HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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