Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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