Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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