dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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