Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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