That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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