Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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