woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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