Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
they call him Oral-B. enough said
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Randomize
