so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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