Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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