Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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