Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Someone shattered a urinal.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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