im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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