You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
