Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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