ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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