Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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