Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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