Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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