You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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