Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
My feet surprised me
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