this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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