it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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