Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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