my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
My bed smells like the plague
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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