well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
