I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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