Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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