i already hear my dad disowning me
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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