new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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