also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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