Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
false alarm, still single
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