would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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