You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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