what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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