garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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